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Kefka's Bill of Rights
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This is a list of rights that I grant myself for use in this medium and any other, because I am that damned important that I can make these rights for myself, and nobody can do anything about it.
Article One - I, Kefka, have the right to say ANYTHING I want. Period.
Article Two - I, Kefka, am NEVER, under ANY circumstance, wrong in any way. Ever. Even in cases where I'm not right, I'm still not wrong. If you disagree with me, you are wrong. "Wrong" is a word which cannot be associated with me in any fashion, unless it is preceded by a clause containing "Kefka isn't","Kefka wasn't", "Kefka won't be" "Kefka can't be", or "Kefka is never"
Article Three - If you disagree with any of these articles, TOO BAD.
Article Four - You love me. If you disagree, see Articles Two and Three.
I think four should cover all bases. And if you think four doesn't.........you're wrong.
Thank you, and continue being my bitch.
Article One - I, Kefka, have the right to say ANYTHING I want. Period.
Article Two - I, Kefka, am NEVER, under ANY circumstance, wrong in any way. Ever. Even in cases where I'm not right, I'm still not wrong. If you disagree with me, you are wrong. "Wrong" is a word which cannot be associated with me in any fashion, unless it is preceded by a clause containing "Kefka isn't","Kefka wasn't", "Kefka won't be" "Kefka can't be", or "Kefka is never"
Article Three - If you disagree with any of these articles, TOO BAD.
Article Four - You love me. If you disagree, see Articles Two and Three.
I think four should cover all bases. And if you think four doesn't.........you're wrong.
Thank you, and continue being my bitch.
This is a list of rights that I grant myself...
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o.o.....huhuh, XD XD XD you are so funny, Kefu-Chan...! but really do you think I am going to obey you? huhuhuhhu, XD you, the only thig you can do is screamming like one fangirl when her fave character is coming! and your clothes are ugly, and.....you have sand in your boots, so that's means you are ash! and you don't have brain for thinking in your plans! neither the Sauron's eye could be able to find your brain! and..speaking about your boots again, did you stolen them to Evils Presley, and pint one of them in back? oh, wait, you fallen in one hole with mercury, for your big stupid crazyness....XD